The MAML Gazette
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MASTERS OF MAML DOMINATE HALFLINGS TO WIN CHAMPIONSHIP
A HEARTFELT THANK YOU
Dear El Nooberino,
Thank you for putting an end to the halfling scourge. I'm very happy the dice hack worked out, and you were able to score four touchdowns.
I'll do my best to ensure MST's players can't be clicked in their Blood Bowl matches but if push comes to shove, we'll just enable the "increase armor breaks by 400%" option on them. Artificialbunny will never see it coming.
Well done,
-Eva
Teela scores touchdown #4 for the Masters of MAML in the Dungeonbowl championship game.
MASTERS OF MAML AND MOOTLAND SCOUT TROOP 079 ADVANCE TO THE BLOOD BOWL
The Masters of MAML
are heroes like Hamill.
Like jedi
they defy
all expectations.
They ding
all 'flings
in all altercations.
The nightmare is over,
indeed we shall rest.
'Til halflings venture forth
on their Blood Bowl quest.
BLOOD BOWL BRACKET IS SET
This season's Blood Bowl will see five teams competing to become the new league champion.
The lower bracket sees the current league champion, Clypheous, returning to defend his title with the Bretonnians of the Knights of (k)Nuffle. They were runners-up in the Spike! Magazine Trophy and will be facing Artificialbunny's Mootland Scout Troop 079, a halfling team. The last time these two coaches faced off was in a halfling mirror match in week 2 of the Dungeonbowl. Clypheous won that match 1-0.
DougTheMinotaur's Dinnerbell Darlings advance to the semi-finals with a staggering 23-0-3 record this season. DougTheMinotaur has proven how resilient and tough dwarfs can be. They will face the winner of the lower bracket match.
Sweetbunny14691's "That's kinda catchy?" will be facing off against El Nooberino's Masters of MAML in the semi-finals. Sweetbunny won the Chaos Cup with a record of 6-1-2. El Nooberino defeated Mootland Scout Troop 079 to win the Dungeonbowl. This match is not only a dark elf mirror, but it will be a runback of the Chaos Cup semi-finals where "That's kinda catchy?" defeated the Masters of MAML 1-0.
Dwarfs, dark elves, brets, and halflings have all advanced to the championship competition this season. With incredible performances by all five coaches, it's tough to choose who will come out on top. One thing's for sure: it better not be halflings.