The MAML Gazette
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DINNERBELL DARLINGS CONTINUE TO WIN BIG
NEW PRIME TIME DATING SHOW DEBUTS
A new dating show is scheduled to air on Cabal TV this week. Titled, "Real Lizard Lounge Lizards Looking for Love", the show features sauruses, kroxigors, and skinks looking for love in the seediest nightclubs imaginable.
Marian Kelly, the showrunner, believes it will be a show which appeals to all demographics. "Imagine you want to sit down and watch a show full of romance but your partner is looking for something gruesome and action-packed. R5L covers both bases! In a single episode, you can watch a brash skink fail to hit it off with a beautiful saurus and then what the saurus eat their would-be suitor!"
She continues, "I really believe this is a show that can bring couples closer together in a shared love of romance and violence. Please look forward to it!"
Real Lizard Lounge Lizards Looking for Love debuts this Friday at 11:00pm on Cabal TV.
Kevin Bacon celebrates his game-winning touchdown with a drink.
DINNERBELL DARLINGS CONTINUE WIN STREAK IN TO WEEK 3
The Dinnerbell Darlings remain undefeated with their week 3 win against the Mighty Tighty Whiteys.
The Dinnerbell Darlings, coached by DougTheMinotaur, are 11-0-1 on the season, losing only to “That's kinda catchy?” in the Chaos Cup final. Coaches are reportedly banding together to put a stop to the team's success.
"All it would take is a well-placed lightning bolt to Kevin Bacon's skull.", said Artificialbunny. "Then, it's lights out! Well, after the light of the lightning, I guess."
Amun-thot-ep, coach of the Mazda-homies, suggests that the Long Beards are the problem. "It's nothing a chainsaw couldn't fix. Honestly, I don't know why every player on every team that plays the Darlings doesn't carry one. What's the ref going to do, have the guts to call eleven guys with chainsaws off of the pitch?"
The coach for the Arendelle Ice Breakers, Chyme, suggested a novel approach: "Are flamethrowers disallowed?"
Whatever approach coaches decide to take, the remaining four weeks of regulation play are bound to be interesting for the Dinnerbell Darlings.
BLOOD BOWL III IMPROVES MONTHS AFTER RELEASE
Two months after release, recent reviews have upgraded from "mostly negative" to "mixed" according to Steam. We interviewed a few league coaches to get their impression on the game exactly two months after its release.
"Well, it's certainly a game.", said EvaUnit02, coach of The Dead Prezidents.
"I really like how you can press buttons and sometimes things happen.", said Clypheous, coach of the Knights of (k)Nuffle.
"I checked and there is definitely software running when you load the game.", said Merek, coach of the Friendly Neighbor Kaiju.
Things are looking up for Blood Bowl III!