The MAML Gazette
All the mauling that's fit to print
THE SPIKE! MAGAZINE TROPHY BEGINS!
NORSE RETURN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE INAUGURAL SEASON
Artificialbunny returns this competition trading in his Skaven for the Norse team, Mighty Tighty Whiteys.
Norse teams are known for their low armor and having lots of frenzy players. They can be tough to play but Artificialbunny didn't seem concerned when the Gazette spoke with him.
"FFFFRRRRRRRRRRRENZY!", exclaimed Artificialbunny. When asked to elaborate, he shouted: "FRENZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
After a moment of composure, Artificialbunny was able to explain to us where he feels the strengths of his team lie:
"My apologies. What I meant to say was, FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY."
"If my opponent sees that coming, then we'll just them with a FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY FRENZY."
One of the founding principles of The MAML Gazette was to present insight on unique and innovative strategies from league coaches. We can't wait to see this one in action.
Utec of Pahualaxa holds his dumb head after trying to pick up the ball with his dumb tongue.
OLD WORLD CITIZENS FLEE AS LIZARDS RETURN IN DROVES
Local resident, Chip Chipperson, is outraged by the inclusion of three lizardman teams in this season's Spike! Magazine Trophy.
"I have HAD IT with this league!", said Chipperson. "I've complained about the murderous sauruses. I've complained about the sneaky skinks. The commissioners do nothing about it. And now...now there are THREE teams of them!"
When we asked what Mr. Chipperson's intentions were, we were shocked by his reply. "Oh, I did what any well-meaning Old World citizen would do! I killed myself so I could try out for The Dead Prezidents. I'm still on their developmental team but just you wait, I will make the pros before the Spike! Magazine Trophy is finished. Be on the lookout for the most fearsome zombie you've ever seen!"
We at the Gazette wish Mr. Chipperson the best of luck in his professional goals.
CIRCUS IS BACK IN TOWN FOR NEXT LEAGUE COMPETITION
The rumor mill is abuzz with a potential roster shake up on Nik Saten's team, the Carny-vores.
This video taken by an anonymous source is allegedly from the Carny-vores training camp and suggests a new player will take to the pitch. Will it be true? We wait with bated breath!
