The MAML Gazette
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RATS OVERRUN ELVES IN NAIL-BITER FINALE
BLOOD BOWL III RELEASES IN TEN DAYS!
Cyanide Studios and Nacon will release Blood Bowl III on February 23rd!
Blood Bowl III will leverage the new Blood Bowl 2020 edition of the ruleset which incorporates many new changes to the game including new balancing, new actions, new skills, and new teams.
While season 3 of the Mid-Atlantic Mauling League will be played using Blood Bowl II, there will be official streams of Blood Bowl III over the course of the season as a King of the Ring side tournament!
Competitors will enter a ladder to compete over the course of season 3. They will challenge the team directly above them on the ladder in the hopes of climbing to the top by the end of season 3. Whoever ends up at the top will be the King of the Ring!
Those wanting to participate can head on over to the MAML Discord server for more details and to sign-up! It's a great opportunity to learn the new game in a stress-free environment before season 4.
Good luck, coaches!
A Gutter Runner for Skitter Twitch Die-die scores in turn 16 to defeat Donkey Teeth 2-1.
SKITTER TWITCH DIE-DIE DEFEATS DONKEY TEETH IN FINAL TURN
BerskrTempest's Skitter Twitch Die-die defeated Dead Fred's Donkey Teeth in the final minutes of a nail-biter game this week.
Skitter Twitch Die-die, a skaven team, would start the game on offense. Donkey Teeth, a wood elf team, would strip the ball from the ball carrier on turn 3 of the game. Skitter Twitch Die-die responded by killing a Wardancer; however, Donkey Teeth's apothecary was able to save the player.
Skitter Twitch Die-die would lose the ball two more times, recovering each time, before scoring on turn 6. With three turns left in the first half, Donkey Teeth would score with a Wardancer blitz that surfed a Gutter Runner before running in to the endzone.
Donkey Teeth would find themselves down three players going in to the second half. They would endure multiple Mighty Blow blitzes before finally breaking free on turn 14. By that point in the game, they would only have five players left on the pitch.
Despite duking it out down to the last man, Donkey Teeth was unable to hold on to the ball and Skitter Twitch Die-die would score on turn 16 to win the game, 2-1.
This excellent game can be watched for as long as it remains live at: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1736727975.
TENQUAXSHIX CAUGHT IN TIME VORTEX
Tenquaxshix, Saurus for the Damaged Dragons, seems to be caught in a time vortex, says Old World apothecaries.
Tenquaxshix was injured in their game against The Dead Prezidents after suffering a broken neck dished out by the 33rd president of the United States: Harry Truman.
"He just doesn't move anymore.", says apothecaries currently treating Tenquaxshix. "It's not that he's low in agility. He was never that agile to begin with. It's almost as if he has a total lack of agility. He doesn't even blink his eyes. It's as if he is frozen in time. His injury may be too severe for us to treat."
War_horseman, coach for the Damaged Dragons, disagreed. "Oh, he'll take to the pitch again, don't you worry. He doesn't need to move. He just needs to be a massive pile of scales and teeth, both of which he has in spades."
EvaUnit02, coach for The Dead Prezidents, seems fearful. "Sure, he's frozen. But still, that face he's frozen in? That face shows intention. He's going to find a way to break every bone in Harry's body, I fear."