The MAML Gazette
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A REPTILE DYSFUNKSHUN ARE SPIKE! MAGAZINE TROPHY CHAMPIONS
PIPS PIPPY FAN CLUB ACCUSED OF THEFT
Pips Pippy Fan Club has been accused of theft after a league audit could not account for the massive wealth in their treasury.
The Mid-Atlantic Mauling League announced last night that Pips Pippy Fan Club could not account for 125,000g in their treasury. League rules require that all teams provide adequate documentation to the league for all income. The league has yet to announce what actions they may take.
Walt Waltersberg, chief league auditor, had this to say: "How on Earth can you possibly enter the championship game with 200k in your treasury? In a bashy field like this year's field?? It's impossible. We will find where the money is coming from. We suspect they are robbing people blind in the stadium. You know how skinks are. They just dodge in and dodge out without you ever being able to stop them."
Lizardman super fan, Chris Christopherson, could not be reached for comment. He is presumed to be helping Pips Pippy Fan Club get their accounting documents in order.
A Reptile Dysfunkshun scores in overtime to win the Spike! Magazine Trophy.
A REPTILE DYSFUNKSHUN DEFEATS PIPS PIPPY FAN CLUB IN DRAMATIC OVERTIME VICTORY
A Reptile Dysfunkshun defeated Pips Pippy Fan Club 2-1 in overtime in a dramatic nail-biter of a championship game.
A Reptile Dysfunkshun had already qualified for the Blood Bowl in the lower bracket by finishing the Chaos Cup in second place this year. With their win in the Spike! Magazine Trophy, they will advance to the upper bracket. Moreover, they have eliminated a runner-up slot from the Blood Bowl.
Pips Pippy Fan Club won a Blood Bowl invitation with their second place finish. They will advance to the Blood Bowl in the lower bracket and face off against the runner-up of the upcoming Dungeonbowl.
Lizardman super fan, Chris Christopherson, could not be reached for comment. He is presumed to be...look -- he's dead. He was eaten by a saurus. You knew this was going to happen.
AVRIL LAVIGNE CHARITY CONCERT TO SUPPORT SKINKS IN NEED
After being nominated MVP for the Spike! Magazine Trophy championship, Avril Lavigne announced a charity concert for skinks in need.
"We skinks are just so fragile and misunderstood.", said Ms. Lavigne. "We just like to run and be free. Sure, sometimes we might foul but honestly, what are we supposed to do when everyone is bigger than us? Skinks need support. New armor, better apothecaries, and sneakier gi--I mean, better safety education."
Rumor has it that Avril Lavigne will debut three new songs at the concert: Everybody GFIs, Here's to Never Failing a Dodge, and Surf3r Boi.
Lizardman super fan, Chris Christopherson, could not be reached for comment. He is presumed to be in line waiting for tickets.