The MAML Gazette
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BOLIEVE BRONCOS ARE TWO-TIME CHAMPIONS!
THE SEASON 5 DUNGEONBOWL REGISTRATION HAS BEGUN
Do you wish to play in our league? Registration has opened for our next competition!
You may be a veteran player, or you may have never played Blood Bowl before. All are welcome! If you'd like to play the tabletop game of fantasy football with us, create a brand-new team in Blood Bowl III, head over to our Discord server, and let EvaUnit02 know you wish to play. It's just that easy.
Registration closes at the end of the day on Thursday, October 9th, 2025 EDT (UTC - 4). Hope to see you on the pitch!
Bo Nix scores the final touchdown of the Spike! Magazine Trophy.
BOLIEVE BRONCOS DID IT AGAIN, CROWNED SPIKE! MAGAZINE TROPHY CHAMPIONS
The BoLieve Broncos won the Spike! Magazine Trophy in overtime against the NC Snakes, earning not just the title of Spike! Magazine Trophy Champions, but also becoming the first team in league history to win two competitions back-to-back in a single season.
The Snakes took the lead on turn eight, scoring the first touchdown of the game. However, the Broncos were able to fight their way through the second half to tie the game on turn sixteen, causing the game to go to overtime. After a grueling struggle, neither team was able to secure the ball and gain ground in overtime, causing the game to go kicks.
The Chaos Cup final was also a match between the Snakes and the Broncos. That game, too, ended in kicks.
"A lot of coaches neglect to prepare for kicks.", said BB_Nut, coach of the Broncos. "It's such a rare part of the game, that it's easy to focus all of your training on play-calling, sprints, passing, and the like. But when a championship comes down to the wire, you'll be thankful if you've practiced your kicks. We did. That's why we won."
As BB_Nut left our offices, a handful of dice fell out of his pocket, all of which happened to land on sixes. If anyone is in contact with BB_Nut, let us know so we can return these dice to their rightful champion!
GOBLINS INVADE THE LEAGUE
Registration for the season five Dungeonbowl is already underway and three goblin teams have signed up so far.
Some coaches are already lodging complaints with the league and asking various stadiums to take precautions prior to the start of the competition.
"These guys...they leave their pogo sticks, chainsaws, and ball-and-chains everywhere.", said El Nooberino, coach of Da Gutterballz. "They fly around everywhere. They foul all the time. Bomber Dribblesnot almost always plays and leaves body parts everywhere. It's obnoxious and frankly, it's unsafe. The league really needs to do something about this."
After we spoke to league commissioners, they said El Nooberino can rest assured that the league will absolutely, positively make zero effort to resolve these issues!